Failed Republican candidate Lavern Spicer is being laughed off the internet this week after she took to Twitter to claim that “There are no pronouns in the Bible.”
Spicer, who ran for election to the U.S. House to represent Florida’s 24th Congressional District in 2020, was flooded with thousands of replies pointing out that the Bible is filled with pronouns.
A seminary alum took to TikTok to ask Spicer why he was required to memorize a pronoun chart in his biblical Greek class and another pronoun chart in his biblical Hebrew class.
As a seminary alum I had to make this… pic.twitter.com/Sj0Iaci4w5
— Mr. Walmsley (@MrBWalmsley) July 26, 2021
One Twitter user responded to Spicer’s tweet, writing: “It says “He” like a billion times in the Bible what the fuck are you talking about?”
It says “He” like a billion times in the Bible what the fuck are you talking about? https://t.co/lp9FVZeaDS
— cups (@Cups27) July 27, 2021
Featuring capitalized pronouns and pronouns no longer in use, the Bible is, like, the pronouniest book we have. https://t.co/ufF6HOTzd9
— Kari Martindale (@martindale_kari) July 26, 2021
Tell me you didn't pass the 3rd grade without telling me you didn't pass the 3rd grade https://t.co/PPY7mwiO0h
— I Don’t Exist (@IDontEx07919124) July 27, 2021
Everyone has pronouns, dipshit. They came free with your fucking Bible. https://t.co/YuGnYhaFvo pic.twitter.com/1oqnkrWCda
— – ʙʀᴀᴅʏᴛʜᴇᴡᴡᴇғᴀɴ – (@BradyTheWWEFan) July 26, 2021
Every one of the 10 commandments starts with a pronoun 🤦♀️ https://t.co/HsdXAIcMUa
— Kimmy Loves Purple💜✂️ #teampelosi (@kimmyifuplease) July 25, 2021
I opened literally any random page on two different versions I own https://t.co/ielISmmhq1 pic.twitter.com/eDi7hKzr0I
— Syriаnの将軍🇸🇾🌸 (@RedoOfSyrianize) July 26, 2021
conservatives love to be the party of god yet they don’t even read the bible? how were people used in sentences without pronouns? https://t.co/QQykLYhxcL
— ~seth~ ✡︎ (@JudeoBeanism) July 26, 2021
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