Trump Team Holds ‘Major News Conference’ In Rundown Parking Lot Next To Adult Book Store

On Saturday morning, shortly before the CNN and other major news outlets called the election for Joe Biden, President Donald Trump took to Twitter to announce that his lawyers would be holding a “big press conference” in Philadelphia.

First Trump tweeted it would take place at the “Four Seasons, Philadelphia.”

Trump later corrected himself and said that the news conference was going to be held at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

“Big press conference today in Philadelphia at Four Seasons Total Landscaping — 11:30am!” Trump tweeted.

The Four Seasons Hotel sent out its own tweet, making sure everyone knew that the news conference would not be held there but rather at the landscaping business that has “no relation with the hotel.”

When confused journalists finally arrived at the site of the news conference, they were flabbergasted by the ghastly scene and many quickly speculated that someone in the Trump campaign made a serious booking error.

Slate notes: “After all, the parking lot of a landscaping business in the outskirts of the city in an industrial part of town was a drab backdrop for a news conference by a president who wanted to convince Americans he still had a chance of winning. And making matters even stranger, the landscaping business was between an adult bookstore and a cremation center. The location led to lots of mockery online, and many people were very happy with the scene that was ripe for mockery, and some saw as a poignant metaphor of the failure of the Trump campaign.”

And the press conference went just as you would expect it to go: