This Boxer Brought His Impressive ‘Anaconda’ To A Weigh-In…And His Opponent Tried To Pet It

Boxer David Allen left us clutching our pearls at a recent weigh-in when he put his impressive bulge on full display.

The spectators weren’t the only ones left completely distracted by his trouser snake, his oppponent, David Howe, also took notice. His fellow boxer mock-groped his opponent.

Take a look for yourself, below:

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Update: Boxer David Allen has taken to Twitter to reveal that the ‘bulge’ that has now gone viral is, in fact, a sock.

He is still adjusting to his newfound stardom and trying to make light of his weigh-in gag:

As for those famous least one fan really wants them:

His response: