You Can Now Buy Trump Jewelry For Your Cat’s Butthole

The end is near!

What better way to protect your pussycat’s posterior than with this fabulous feline butt jewelry, aptly named “Trump Hole Covers“.

The cat butt bling proudly features Donald Trump’s face, an image most likely to send a predator scurrying away in terror.

“We were mad about Trump in a way that strikes a chord with us as human beings, women and, for me, as an immigrant from Spain,” said Marta Ibarrando, an advertising professional behind the cat bling. “We must do something to prove to America that Trump is an asshole.”

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The pendants, which come in three different models (The Trump Rich Smirk, The F-Bomb and The Ragin’ A-Hole), simply attaches to your kitty’s tail and dangles over their “poop chutes”.

Check out this promo video: