Ghost Hunting Tourists Hear Groans In Graveyard, Shocked To Stumble Upon Porn Shoot

A ghost tour party exploring a ‘haunted’ graveyard in England got a shocking surprise when they stumbled upon a set for a pornographic film.

The tourists were busy examining gravestones on the south side of Sculcoates Lane in Hull last month, when they heard groans coming from further down the path.

When the party investigated the ‘paranormal activity,’ they instead found a young woman having sex with a man in a patch of ivy in broad daylight.

The two men were so preoccupied filming the production, they did not realize they had been discovered by a tour group.

“It was the couple who saw us first,” said tour guide, Mike Covell. “They were going at it like knives among the ivy. She was a blonde.”

“We looked at her and she looked at us,” he added. “Then she pushed the bloke off her. The guy ran after her desperately trying to protect his privates from the brambles. We did not know where to look. Good job all 12 people on the tour were adults because sometimes kids come along. One elderly man was so incensed, he was ready to chase after them with his walking stick but I persuaded him to calm down and eat his sandwiches.”

A spokesperson for Sculcoates Neighbourhood Association said:

This is the first time I have heard of anything this. There are always people in society who will push the boundaries.

The cemetery has a rich history. Philip Larkin used to ride his bike through it. So we all hope this is a one off.

According to the Independent UK, the graveyard, which has graves from the 1840s to 1959, is thought to be haunted by monks and children whose bones were moved during redevelopment of the site.