“Girl, He Hit The Pole..Twisted Like A Tornado, Girl” Crash Witness’ Interview Goes Viral

Step aside Antoine Dodson, a new viral star has arrived on the scene with a dramatic account of a “horrible, tragic” automobile accident involving a Jackson, Mississippi police officer.

Courtney Barnes, who has appeared on So You Think You Can Dance multiple times, was on his way back from buying a “piece of burger from Burger King” when all hell broke loose.

Check out a full text of the interview below:

Interviewer: What did you see?

Barnes: Okay, well, I am a witness here, and what I seen was a horrible, tragic situation. The guy was coming down and I guess the police was trying to do a stop point, the man said ‘no, not today,’ and they began to race behind each other like cats and dogs. The police all of a sudden got behind the man and started going so fast his car spinned out of control. Girl, he hit the pole, his head went to one side, and his body went to the other side, and this is the result. Lord, be with this young man, he need a blessing.

Interviewer: So what’d…where were you when this happened?

Barnes: Well, ma’am, I was actually going to buy me a piece of…um…burger from Burger King, and I just stopped right in the middle because my hunger just went away. ‘Cause when I seen that accident, girl, I just began to be nosy, and I just had to just understand that somebody was experiencing this difficulty, this moment that was just not…ma’am, I just cannot bear to continue to talk, because it just…

Second Interviewer: Just tell me what you saw, did the police…who did what?

Barnes: Well, what I seen was that the police officer was merging toward the front and the car gunned right and then the police officer kind of submerged and both of them interacted and it was a full twist-about and the police kinda just twist around like a TORNADO, GIRL and the lord just shook it up and the man just got injured, and now the result is this police officer don’t know if his life is going to continue to make it or he gonna just tap out.

Second Interviewer: What did you see the officer do, did you…

Barnes: Yes, ma’am, the police officer car fishtailed. It fishtailed ma’am.

Watch the hilariously entertaining Courtney Barnes below:

Even Nicki Minaj is a fan: