Patriots’ Super Bowl hunk Rob Gronkowski treated us to another erotic fan fiction story about himself on Jimmy Kimmel.

“At the end of a row of lockers, I turn a corner and there he is. It’s a giant of a man, a warrior. His muscles ripple in soft light and a splash of water coming from the shower head,” reads the New England Patriots’ tight end from A Gronking To Remember.

“His buttocks are sublime,” he continued. “Gronk has a 6-pack you could wash laundry on. I lick my lips thinking about it.”

Watch below (Also check out Gronkowski’s naked ESPN Body Issue photos by clicking here)