Help Kickstart “DickTies”: The New Penis-Shaped Tie For Every Occasion

There are only 25 days left to help Washington based company Twice Knotted, fund their penis-shaped ties Kickstarter project.

The Dicktie, is “a glorious combination of the two decidedly commanding objects to form the ultimate dangling participle,” the company explains on their kickstarter page. “A tie with the raw sex appeal and representation of ascendancy to win you success in the bedroom and the boardroom.”

100% Silk, and in 3 styles. A bold yet subtle statement. Not your average necktie.”

According to their Kickstarter FAQ section, “this is not a joke.”

No! We are proud to say that The Dick Tie is a very real product that we’ve held in our hands. We are hoping that we find the right people to support us- those who can appreciate laughing and looking good while doing it.

Watch their kickstarter promo below:

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