The “crazy rhubarb lady,” as the internet has appropriately nicknamed named her, was caught stealing rhubarb from a neighbors back yard and unleashed a profanity laden tirade on the property owner.
According to Gawker, the rhubarb bandit lives somewhere in Iowa.
Her tirade was all caught on video and posted to YouTube. “this is goddamn alley property, bitch!” the woman yells.
Here are some of the “crazy rhubarb lady’s” greatest one liners:
“This doesn’t have your name on it. Where’s your name, bitch? Where’s your name, bitch?”
“Don’t call me sweetheart, honeybun.
“Have some coffee, you’re drunk as a skunk!”
“You shut your goddamn mouth, why don’t you go in there and lose some weight, you big fatass.”
“My lawn mower was stolen, bitch. By a fucking pig”;
“You don’t know how to cook anyway.”
Watch the video below: