Frat Boys Gone Wild: Pose Nude With U.S. Flag

Some semi-nude images of University of Michigan fraternity boys has gone viral, and has landed the frat boys in some hot water. The fraternity of Pi Kappa Alpha, a.k.a. Pike, posed in a series of photos with the stars and stripes strategically draped over their apparently nude bodies. The images were sent out in an email invite to the Alpha Phi sorority, inviting them to their “America” party. Instead the invitation spread like wildfire through campus and, subsequently, online.

Original email sent by the Pi Kappa Alpha Boys:

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Do you love your homeland? We at Pike sure do. We read Whitman’s poems by our fireplace and pour maple syrup on our apple pie. We hold Alexander Hamilton’s belief that keg stands are not “a feat, but an expectation.” We recognize His benevolence in bestowing upon us His great and Holy game of Football, and one of our sophomores drives a pick-up truck. We exercise our 4th amendment right to drink beer through any orifice we want. We paddle pledges because it’s a comprehensive upper body workout. We invoke imagery of James Madison to describe particularly attractive females. And because the effort to throw our parties is entirely our own, we see to it that the grand majority of our peers remain uninvited, and presumably underemployed with little to no health benefits.

What is America? America is a place where drinking until you puke means drinking until you win. America invented the blunt. And LSD. America is disregarding next week’s midterms because Kamchatka doesn’t drink itself. America does not let the bartender cut her off. America. America is the love child of 2 Chainz, Kate Upton, and Tim Tebow. America is the Doritos Locos taco and Mountain Dew Baja Blast. America is John Wayne and Ice Cube and Ronald Reagan and Andrew Carnegie. America. America is the Louisiana Purchase and defending The Alamo. America gave the world Hostess and then pioneered the capital management metrics which shut that shit down. America is losing legs in ‘Nam and hazing terrorists in Abu Gharib. America invented the condom, and promptly outlawed it. America.

If the preceding two paragraphs didn’t excite you at all, I suggest that you stay alert for a forthcoming drone attack, you terrorist whore. If, however, you count yourself a red-blooded, God-fearing American girl who has a specific spring-time gym routine to accommodate her summer-time jean shorts, come to Pike this Friday night around 10:00. (Be fashionably late. That’s America.) Wear your most patriotic threads as we celebrate this great country together.

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Through the night with a light from above,

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On Tuesday, the headquarters of Pi Kappa Alpha announced it had placed the Pike boys on interim suspension.

(Don’t mind all your haters. We support you boys, and thanks for sharing your artistic expressions with us! 😉

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